BREAKING NEWS Out Of Arkansas… WHAT THE HELL?

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Okay, before I begin I will admit that this isn’t exactly “BREAKING NEWS” but in my defense, if I were to title it something like “BREAKING: Scumbag Is Taking Craps In Arkansas…”, Facebook would block it (they are already hammering us) and I’m not sure that many of you would be interested.

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But now that you are here, you may as well read the article!

Apparently, there’s a jogger in Arkansas that seems to think it’s okay to take a dump when and wherever this freak wants.

Check this out.

An Arkansas woman is on the lookout for a jogger caught on surveillance video last week defecating in her driveway, Fox reports.

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Tiffany Mattzela told FOX 16 she was heading out to breakfast on Dec. 30 when she was shocked to find something outside her vehicle.

“I came around to get in the passenger side of the vehicle, and I noticed a huge pile of feces,” Mattzela said.

The Little Rock resident thought a big dog and an irresponsible owner were to blame for the mess, but a check of a surveillance camera showed a canine wasn’t the perpetrator, Fox News reports.

“When we did, we found it was not a dog,” Mattzela explained. “It was a person who had been jogging down the street, ran up between our two cars, defecated, and ran away.”

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She posted on Nextdoor.com asking for the “poop”-etrator to come clean his mess up.

“We understand that accidents happen,” she said.

The mess remained, but still, Mattzela went about her business. That is…until she tried to leave for work on Wednesday morning. As she reached for the handle of her car door, she instead grabbed onto a very soiled piece of paper towel tucked into it.

“I mean, it was vile,” she said.

That is so GROSS! This HAS to be a liberal.

The case is similar to that of a jogger in Colorado dubbed the “Mad Pooper,” who gained viral fame in September after allegedly defecating on a family’s lawn for weeks.

Surveillance footage shows the same jogger defecating again in her driveway, and Mattzela said a number of her neighbors have also reported similar issues.

Once again, she took to social media to complain. Since then, a number of her Hillcrest neighbors have come out claiming they’ve fallen victim to the same jogger.

“The neighborhood’s calling him the S*** Bandit,” she said.

One neighbor even went so far as to write a letter to the man he believes is responsible.

Whether it’s a dirty prank or something more, Mattzela calls the recurring pattern very concerning. She’s since filed a criminal mischief report with the police.

“I hope they find him,” she said. “And I hope he finds some help.”

Stopping the “Number Two” in her driveway has now become Mattzela’s number one priority.

Little Rock Police confirm they are investigating the matter.

Unbelievable!

 

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