Blind Old Man Goes To All-Girl Biker Bar… What Happens Next Is HILARIOUS

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A blind old cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

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In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.”

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  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.
  3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

“Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “NO- NOT IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES!!!”

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Lol!!! I love this and I’M A BLOND!!!

(h/t rekhytkael at Reddit)

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