*BREAKING!* Leaders Announce Muslims Now Allowed To Use Toilet Paper!

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Yeah, I’d say it’s about time…

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I’ve never given much thought to the Islamist rules of hygiene to be honest. It’s not really something on my list of priorities, if you catch my drift.

But, since I report the news I am constantly learning things while researching, many times what I find is completely useless lol! This pretty much falls into that category admittedly however, it is mildly entertaining so I decided to write it up! Are you ready?

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It’s been said that Muslims don’t use toilet paper to, well… you know, wipe their rears! Too much info, I know and I apologize!

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Apparently paper is to be used to ‘write on…’ I would ask, why not both? I mean, things can be used for more than one purpose. Also, does every single Muslim WRITE? That’s discrimination! Lol, how ridiculous!

Well, apparently other news agencies have reported on this. We pretty much make light of it since it is so bizarre but others in the Muslim countries actually made a big announcement declaring it is acceptable to use toilet paper if there is nothing else available. What, like a ROCK or a beer can? Actually, they deem water to be the desired source for cleansing, according to a Fatwa released by Turkey’s Directorate of Religious Affairs (the Diyanet), Hurriyetaa. (The Jerusalem Post)

Well, tell that to the DEMOCRATS in California! They will fine you $500! Hell, they fine you for taking a shower or water your lawn! Oh wait, Muslims are exempt from our laws, I forgot- my bad.

“If water cannot be found for cleansing, other cleaning materials can be used. Even though some sources deem paper to be unsuitable as a cleaning material, as it is an apparatus for writing, there is no problem in using toilet paper,” the fatwa declared.

I can’t believe they needed to actually ANNOUNCE that!

Pretty interesting, huh? Yeah, I know – the headline isn’t ‘BREAKING NEWS!’ It’s not ‘URGENT’ or ‘BOMBSHELL’ or any of that but I thought you might find it interesting- or not…. 

Dean James AMERICAS FREEDOM FIGHTERS

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