This Elderly Couple Goes To Bed And What Happens Next Is Absolutely HILARIOUS!

Dean James AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS

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LOL, THIS JOKE IS SORT OF GROSS BUT IT’S FUNNY AS HELL! 

An elderly married couple is ready to go to bed and no sooner than they hit the pillows the old man passes gas and yells-“7 POINTS!”

His wife rolled over and said, “What in God’s name was THAT?!?”

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The old man replied, “It’s FART FOOTBALL!”

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So a few minutes later the old lady cuts one loose and says, “TOUCHDOWN! TIE SCORE!”

After about 5 minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “YES! I’M AHEAD 14-7!!!”

Not to be outdone, his wife rips a HUGE one and proudly declared- “TOUCHDOWN! TIE SCORE!!!”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “FIELD GOAL! I LEAD 17-14!!!”

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Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman so he pushes and strains real hard.

Since defeat is not an option he gives it everything he has and accidentally POOPS his side of the bed!

LOL!

His wife asks, “WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?!?”

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The old man responds- “It’s HALFTIME! TIME TO SWITCH SIDES!!!”

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OKAY THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!

h/t Writical

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