EXCLUSIVE: THE ‘TOP 10’ BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA GOLF TIPS!

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AMERICAS FREEDOM FIGHTERS!

Dean James AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS –

Okay now AMERICAS FREEDOM FIGHTERS has compiled a list of ‘Obama’s Golf Tips’ that we hope you will find useful on the chance that someday YOU will become a Marxist Dictator in charge of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and happen to have a problem with drug and alcohol addiction.

#1. PRO CHOICE– You have the choice to go to bed early by just smoking bud or you can party like a rock-star all night into the next day by doing massive rails of cocaine. It’s YOUR choice.

#2. PRE ROLL- You should properly prepare your bud and roll your ‘doobies’ the night before, making sure both ends of your doober’s are twisted tight.

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#3. ICE CHEST- Be sure to have your tax-payer funded servant properly stock the ice-chest. Bloody Mary’s for the A.M. then Heineken’s for the afternoon and do NOT forget the bottle of ‘top shelf’ tequila, scotch,vodka or whatever your preference is. Reminder-bring shaker, shot glass etc.

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#4. BIDEN- Do not forget to feed Uncle Joe before you bail off to the greens! This is very important-after all Joe is so important to the well being of the USA.

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#5. REGGIE– Do not forget to check in with Reggie! The last thing you want is a Mulligan because some pissed off lover is constantly calling or texting you wondering which golf course you are at!

#6. FOOD- Remember to bring your ‘food taster’ to make sure that the ‘Subway’ sandwiches (yeah right) are good to go! More like prime rib and lobster, we know bro.

#7. MICHELLE- Do NOT forget to leave a few $MILLION to vacation with or you will have a NIGHTMARE on your hands!

#8. BOEHNER- No worries-he is passed out drunk on tax-payer wine.

#9. SOROS- Be sure he loosens the strings to enable a full follow through when teeing off.

AND FINALLY!!!

#10. ALLAH- DO NOT FORGET TO HAVE ALLAH BLESS YOUR DAY!!!! We all need the blessing of our LORD and SAVIOR!

 

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS!

 

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

Dean James AMERICAS FREEDOM FIGHTERS

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