POLITICAL HUMOR! š
Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Schumer one day and said Iāve got a plan to help us win in 2020 and help us retain control of Congress and take the Senate.
āGreat Nancy but how?ā asked Chuck.
āWeāll get some cheesy clothes and shoes like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever.
Then, weāll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.ā
So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
The Bartender took a step back and said, āHey! Arenāt you Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?ā
āYes we are!ā said Nancy, āAnd what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Chuck suggested we stop and take in some local color.ā
They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.
A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.
For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dogās tail, and left shaking their heads.
Finally, Nancy asked, āWhy did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dogās tail? Is it some sort of custom?ā
āLord no,ā said the bartender. āSomeoneās out there running around town, claiming thereās a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!ā
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H/T Steve StraubĀ atĀ The Federalist Papers
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