Hospital Patient Makes A BIG Mistake, But What Happens Next Is HILARIOUS!

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Dean James AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS

Every now and then America’s Freedom Fighters likes to take a break from the every day problems we all deal with when it comes to the troubles our country and world are facing and like they say, ‘Laughter is THE BEST MEDICINE!’ We hope you enjoy!

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LOL, THIS JOKE IS SORT OF GROSS BUT IT’S FUNNY AS HELL! 

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems upset, to put it mildly.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom he decided that the latest episode was just another false alarm so he stayed put.

Unfortunately, he suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was so embarrassed that he had no choice but to jump out of his bed, gather the sheets and toss them out the hospital window.

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A drunk man was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.

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He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off of him and ended up with a pile of soiled sheets tangled at his feet.

As the drunk stood there unsteady on his feet and staring down at the sheets a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) and who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked the drunk, “What in the hell is going on here?”

The drunk, still staring down replied, “I think I just BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF A GHOST!”

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! 

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h/t Writical

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