LOL! Kenyan Lawyer Offers Barack Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheep And 30 Goats… For His Daughter’s Hand In Marriage!


An offer he can’t refuse…



A lawyer in Kenya has offered Barack Obama 50 cows and other animals in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia’s hand in marriage. LMAO! This is CLASSIC!

 The man’s name is Felix Kiprono. He is offering 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for the 16 year old!

Sounds like a bargain! He admits he has been ‘interested’ in Obama’s daughter since 2008. Malia was a whopping 10 years old back then… The dude is a perv! A Kenyan perv! LOL!

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Yahoo! News reported:


“As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.

Kiprono said he intended to put his offer of marriage to Obama and hopes the president will bring his daughter with him when he makes his first presidential visit to Kenya, the country where his father was born, in July.


“I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him,” he said.

Kiprono insists he is not going after the massive Obama fortune!

“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he insisted.

And The LADbible reports:

“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliche of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head. I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. The place is called Kapkatet, which means ‘victory’,adding, “ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman.”

If he does manage to convince the President of the United States to part with his daughter in this way, something tells us Malia herself is going to take a hell of a lot of convincing if this is ever going to actually happen. 

Good luck with that one bro! LMAO too funny!

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