WHOA! Man Is Enjoying Life After Losing His 3 Foot Long Penis

You know the old saying- size matters. And if you weren’t graced by God with a decent size penis, well your life basically sucks. 

By the way, this isn’t a political piece and may offend some of you and for that I apologize.

Nevertheless this is an interesting story so I figured I’d write it up. Maybe Facebook won’t do what they do to all my articles and have their liberal NAZIS squash my article and then I can afford a jar of peanut butter and some Top Ramon.

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Alright, let’s get to the meat of this article shall we?

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A Kenyan man with a 3-foot penis and 11 pound testicles is finally getting the chance to live a normal life — now that his massive package has been surgically reduced, New York Post reported.

Horace Owiti Opiyo, known as Forence, first noticed a cyst on his genitals back in 2006 and had it removed — but it came back with a vengeance a year later, bringing the length of his penis to almost a meter, the Mirror reported.

Lol.

The black dude dropped out of school because his penis was too big…

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Apparently he didn’t have health insurance or a job to pay for surgery so he tried to use herbal remedies to help his condition but they didn’t work, the outlet said.

He started to believe he’d been cursed by Satan.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I told my grandmother that I have been infected by a disease, but I’m not sure what it is. It could be a curse. I knew this was not God’s work, but the devil’s,” Forence said.

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New York Post reports that the condition can actually be caused from a mosquito biting and injecting larvae into the bloodstream, which can develop into parasitic worms that block the body’s drainage system and cause swelling.

Forence’s neighbor put his story on social media and it quickly went viral, garnering the attention of a local governor’s wife, who ordered a doctor to inspect him.

He was given two operations to reduce the size of the scrotum and rebuild the penis so it can be used, and he couldn’t be more relieved.

“When I got up, I was surprised that my body was so light. All the heaviness had gone … I’m swimming now. I couldn’t go anywhere near the water because of the heaviness of that thing,” Forence said after the surgery.

“Now I can run and I can play football.”

Forence’s scrotum is still functional and he hopes to start a family — but for now, he said, his first priority is an education.

“I’m free! … Who knows what will happen in the future?”

Well, I really don’t have a hell of a lot to add to this. Dude’s genitals are normal and we congratulate him.

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Dean James III% AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS

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