SAY WHAT??? Obama Just Declared WAR… Against Cows!



Here is a classic I wrote years ago but it’s definitely worth taking a look at. Enjoy!


Obama has declared a war on methane emissions because well, global warming and stuff like that. His biggest enemy in the methane war are cows. Yes, Obama and the libs say cows fart too much. Lol, you can’t make this up.

You see, cows have a huge flatulence problem that is wreaking havoc on the planet.

Cows produce methane when they fart. Methane is a greenhouse gas which is 23 times more potent than carbon dioxide in trapping heat in the atmosphere.

The Daily Mail reports that last year, the Obama administration said that it would make a multi-pronged attack on cow flatulence in an attempt to cut emissions.




Now, one group of scientists believes it has come up with a solution; adding a special supplement to cows’ feed to cut down on their methane production by 30 per cent.

Over the course of the 12-week study, cows consumed a diet supplemented by the methane inhibitor 3-nitrooxypropanol, or 3NOP.

As well as reducing methane, the supplement had the benefit of making the cows gain 80 per cent more body weight than cows in a control group.

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency estimates that methane from livestock makes up 25 per cent of the total methane emissions in the US.

Globally, according to the United Nations’ Food and Agriculture Organization, animal agriculture emits 44 per cent of the methane produced by human activity.

So in other words your steaks, burgers, ribs and milk will have chemicals that will no doubt cause a multitude of health problems but hey! At least we will stop the imaginary GLOBAL WARMING problem…

Obama has declared war on farts. First it’s cows- next it will be us! What a waste of time and money. Ridiculous.

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