PEARL HARBOR, Hawaii-Well, the Obama’s are headed back to the states after their 15 day tax-payer funded vacation which consisted of lavish wining and dining, countless rounds of golf, lying on the warm sand and swimming in the crystal clear waters of Hawaii and hanging out in their vacation home relaxing…after all ruining a country takes it’s toll on a man and his poor family.

So on Saturday the ‘president’ and his ‘daughters’ left paradise after a wonderful dinner consisting of no doubt the finest food tax payer money can buy and flew back to Washington on Air Force One but one thing was left behind! No not their dog or sunglasses or wallet-they left Michelle there!

Yes, as a ‘birthday present’ Barry left his other half on the island to rest up for next phase of ‘Operation Destroy America’. It must be nice to be Royalty…Aloha.

CLARK KENT @ http://americasff.wpengine.com