Pennsylvania Health Department Issues COVID-19 Orgy Regulations: Wear a Face Covering, Avoid Kissing Or THIS Will Happen


Okay, where do I start this article? I guess I’ll begin by thanking God for my good looks and my logical brain- LOL! ?

Just kidding, I try to make it a point not to make fun of a person’s appearance so I won’t comment on this man/woman’s looks.

That being said, The Pennsylvania Department of Health led by Dr. Rachel Levine issued new rules for large gatherings “where you might end up having sex.”

In other words, they have set up guidelines on how to stay safe while participating in ORGIES!

You can’t make this stuff up!

This is from the Pennsylvania Department of Health:

All Pennsylvanians should stay home as much as possible and minimize contact with others to reduce the spread of COVID-19. During this extended public health emergency consider utilizing risk reduction strategies to protect your health and the health of your sex partner(s). Sex, which may include oral, vaginal or anal sex is a normal part of life and should always be with the consent of all parties involved.

They go on with Four Strategies to Reduce the Risk of Spreading COVID-19 During Sex

I wont go through the entire list but will give you an excerpt.

Large gatherings are not safe during COVID19, but if you attend a large gathering where you might end up having sex, below are tips to reduce your risk of spreading or getting COVID-19 through sex:

Know how COVID-19 spreads:

mainly from person-to-person

between people who are in close contact with one another (within about 6 feet)

through respiratory droplets produced when an infected person coughs, sneezes, or talks, which can land in the mouths or noses of people who are nearby or possibly be inhaled into the lungs

through particles in the saliva, mucus, or breath of people with COVID-19

from people who do not have symptoms

Consider your level of risk.

You are your safest sex partner.

Your next safest partner is someone you live with.

Having close contact, including sex, with someone you live with who has a low risk of having COVID-19 infection helps prevent spreading COVID-19.

If you do have sex with others outside of your household:

Have as few partners as possible, and pick partners you trust.

Talk about COVID-19 risk factors with your partner(s), just as you would discuss safer sex topics including, PrEP, condoms, and dental dams.

Ask partners outside your home about COVID-19 status before you meet and engage in sex. Do they have symptoms (Coronavirus Symptoms & Testing), or have they had symptoms in the last 14 days? (Most people with COVID-19 have symptoms, but some people do not.)

Limit the number of partners.

Try to identify a consistent sex partner.

Wear a face covering, avoid kissing, and do not touch your eyes, nose, or mouth with unwashed hands.

Wash your hands with soap and water often, and especially before and after sex. If soap and water are not available use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer.

If you usually meet your sex partners online, consider taking a break from in-person dates. Video dates, sexting, subscription-based fan platforms, or chat rooms may be options for you.

Avoid kissing. Kissing can easily pass the virus.

Wear a face covering or mask.

During COVID-19, wearing a face covering that covers your nose and mouth is a good way to add a layer of protection during sex with those outside your household.

Okay, so there it is.

Pretty insane stuff there.

God help us.

H/T The Gateway Pundit

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