Poor Michelle Obama Complains About Not Having Windows That Open… (Video)


Poor little oppressed baby…


I’ve said it before- the first thing I think of when I wake up is how horribly bad the Obama’s have it and how the pain and suffering they go through is heartbreaking.

Actually the Obama’s have it made. They travel better than first class to exotic locations all over the world, eat the very finest of foods, wear the finest clothing made, and get paid to do absolutely NOTHING! It’s a great gig if you can get it. And it’s all on OUR DIME!

So when I hear the Mooch complain on the ‘Ellen’ show on NATIONAL TV about not having windows that open in the cars she drives in (that we paid for) or at our WHITE HOUSE I tend to get a tad ticked off. Veterans are sleeping in gutters, people are struggling and working 2 or 3 jobs just to make ends meet and she has the nerve to complain about FRICKING WINDOWS? Unbelievable!

Breitbart reports:

“The one thing that people don’t realize is that we can’t do little things like open windows,” she said. “I look forward to getting in a car and rolling down the window and just letting the air hit my face.”

You mean like my dog does?

Obama added that she hadn’t been in a car with open windows in about seven years.

“I just want some wind in my face,” she said, joking that when the couple leaves the White House she plans to “spend the first year just hanging out the window.”

OMG ha ha ha you are so funny! Actually you are as funny as a fricking rock…

“The windows in our house don’t open,” Michelle Obama continued, referring to the White House windows that are permanently sealed.

Yo lady, let’s get it straight- the White House is NOT YOUR HOUSE!

But DeGeneres recalled that on the television show “Scandal” there was a White House balcony that the characters could use.

“There is the balcony,” the First Lady admitted. “That’s real and we do. That’s the only door we can open to the outside.”

That’s real? What is that- Ebonics for yes that is true? What, are you trying to be hip like your Kenyan Marxist husband? You trying to be ‘G’? (Gangster) 

“That’s a bummer,” DeGeneres quipped…

Yeah what a bummer huh? Let me pull out the world’s smallest violin and play you some FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH (Hey NSA, It’s a name of a rock band btw!)

Enjoy a great video!


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