This Is HILARIOUS! Why Did I Get Divorced?

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Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday.

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My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday.

My parents forgot and so did my kids.

I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!”

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I felt so SPECIAL!

She asked me out for lunch.

After lunch, she invited me to her apartment!

We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”

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“Okay!” I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!”

While I was waiting on the sofa… NAKED.

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