This Is How Bill And Hillary Clinton Got So Filthy Rich… This Is GOLDEN

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Dean James III% AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS –

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When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I’m putting a small box under our bed. I need you to promise never to look inside.” In all their 39 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.

However, on the afternoon of their 39th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were three empty beer cans and $5 MILLION in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was curious why he had beer cans and all that cash in there.

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That evening they were out for their anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary couldn’t contain her curiosity and she confessed to Slick, saying, “I am so sorry. For all these years I’ve kept my promise to you and I never looked into the box under our bed. But today the temptation was way too much and I gave in. So now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the box?”

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Bill thought about it for a few seconds and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”

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Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmm… Okay there’s Jennifer, Paula, and Monica. I’m very disappointed and saddened but temptation does happen and I guess that three times is not that bad considering all the years.” So they hugged and made their peace.

Then Hillary asks Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?” Bill answered sheepishly, “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty beer cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash!”

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