THIS Is What Happens When You Trash Your Buddy’s HOME… This Is CLASSIC

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Dean James AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS

Every now and then America’s Freedom Fighters likes to take a break from the every day problems we all deal with when it comes to the troubles our country and world are facing and like they say, ‘Laughter is THE BEST MEDICINE!’ We hope you enjoy!

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Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news? BARNEY IS DEAD!”

“WOW, what in the hell happened to him?”

“Well he was on his way over to my house the other night and when he arrived outside the house he pushed the gas instead of the brake and BOOM – he hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof! He went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.”

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“OMG! What a horrible way to die!”

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“No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”

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“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawled out onto the landing. He tried to pull himself up on the banister but the banister broke and he went  crashing down on to the first floor. In mid air the broken banister poles spun and landed on him pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him!”

“Now THAT is a horrible way to go!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him! He even survived that! So he’s on the downstairs landing, next to the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen and tries to pull himself up on the stove but grabbed a big pot of boiling hot water, and the whole thing came crashing down on him and burned most of the skin off him!”

“Bro, what a way to go! That’s horrible!”

“No no, he survived that, he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and he got electrocuted! BAM, 20,000 volts shot right through him!”

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“Now that’s one awful way to go!”

“No no, he survived that…”

“Hold on now, just how in the hell did he die?”

“I shot him!”

“You shot him? What in the hell did you shoot him for?”

“HE WAS WRECKING MY FRICKIN HOUSE!” 

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