Three Elderly Men Discuss The Cons Of Getting Old On The Golf Course… PRICELESS!

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Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.

“Sixty is the WORST age to be,” said the sixty-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee. But most of the time, nothing happens!”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the seventy-year-old man. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have bowel movements anymore.”

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“You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day but NOTHING happens!”

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Then the oldest of the three men chimed in.

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“Actually,” said the eighty-year-old man, “Eighty is the WORST age of all!”

The sixty-year-old man asked, “Do you have trouble peeing too?”

“Oh no. I pee like a racehorse every morning at 6:00 A.M.,” the 80-year-old man replied.

The seventy-year-old man asked, “Do you have a problem having a bowel movement?”

“Oh no, no, no. I have one every morning at 6:30 A.M. religiously,” the 80-year-old man replied.

Baffled by this, the sixty-year-old said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 A.M. and you poop every morning at 6:30 A.M. So what’s so hard about being eighty-years-old?”

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 “Well, I don’t wake up until 7 A.M.!”

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LOL! I hope this didn’t offend any of you patriots but this is hilarious! 

(H/T All Kinds of Humor)

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