THUGS Crash White House Correspondents’ Dinner… Then THIS Happens

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Not really. But that was what the horribly unfunny Larry Wilmore said Fox News would report, so in their honor I am going to preemptively do it:

Two thugs interrupted the White House Correspondents Dinner. I repeat, two thugs, dressed in tuxedos and armed with horribly unfunny meme-like jokes, interrupted what was an otherwise upscale, refined, and enjoyable D.C. dinner.

Wilmore spent the majority of his 20+ minute monologue making jokes about white people, race-baiting, and whining about the poor representation of black journalists on MSNBC–which he said now stands for “Missing a Significant Number of Black Correspondents.”

There is a silver lining to this tale: almost everyone thought the performance was a bust.  Throughout his act, Wilmore was met with groans and boos as he noticeably tried to reach low-hanging fruit by focusing mainly on two topics: race and Trump.  From a conservative perspective it was a bit shocking to hear the audience react so poorly to an unfunny black comedian attacking their two favorite topics with such zeal.  It was also relieving to an extent because I never expected anything beyond a crowd of nervous white people laughing at their own deprecation, all while fearing being labeled a racist for not laughing at one joke or another.


There were two half-hearted and half-decent jokes during Wilmore’s performance though. We’ve sifted through them so you don’t have to.

On Bill Clinton’s love for women who are not named Hillary:

But I have to say, about the first lady, it’s so nice to have dinner with you. She is the epitome of grace, class and poise, isn’t she? She really is. Not to be confused with future first gentleman Bill Clinton, whose three favorite strippers are named Grace, Class and Poise. Don’t make that mistake. Don’t make that mistake.

On Obama not closing Guantanamo, Biden being Biden, and Obama hardly working:

The president and first lady will return to private life. That’s gonna be different for you guys. Nobody to wash your dishes or change the bed linens, sweep the floors — you’re gonna miss Joe Biden. Oh, I just got a note from the president saying that if you want another drink, you should order it now because the bar will be closing down. Of course, he said the same thing about Guantanamo, so you have at least another eight years. He made that joke!

But just think, Mr. President, in less than a year, you’ll be playing golf every day, you know, so things won’t be that different. It’ll be great.


He ended his monologue with a hauntingly awkward shout of: “Yo Barry, you did it my n*gga,” to which both he and Obama pounded their fists to each other.

Twitter you did it my nigga

Absolutely pathetic…

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