Woman Sleeps With This Mailman But The Reason Will Have You Howling!

Like this article?


Every now and then America’s Freedom Fighters likes to take a break from the every day problems we all deal with when it comes to the troubles our country and world are facing and like they say, ‘Laughter is the BEST MEDICINE!’

We all get to know our mailman or woman because they are the ones that come to our house 6 days a week, unless the USPS doesn’t deliver mail to your home because you live away from the city like I do. 

It’s quite common for people to get attached to their friendly faces. So when this neighborhood’s mailman was about to retire, each family treated him to a special surprise, but there was one unlike any others… This is classic! 

After 35 years of service, mailman George decided to retire. On his final day, he makes his usual rounds for the last time.

When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him on his way with a tidy gift envelope which included a hefty gift certificate to a local sushi restaurant. 

At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars and a nice bottle of scotch and a huge hug. 

The folks at the third house hand him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the next house, he is met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.

When they’re done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge.

“All this is just too wonderful for words,” he says, “but what’s the dollar for?”

“Well,” she says, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, ‘Screw him. Give him a dollar.’ But breakfast was my idea.”

In the end, she did what her husband suggested! CASE CLOSED!

HA! I hope you’ve enjoyed this short break from politics as much as we have!

We want to thank all of you wonderful PATRIOTS that support AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS and our Facebook pages and urge all of you to keep the faith. Together we WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

(h/t Kera O at Stuff Happens)

God Bless.

Here’s How To Be Sure To Continue Seeing Our Content On Facebook



Please like and share on Facebook and Twitter!

Like this article?

Facebook Comments

Our Privacy Policy has been updated to support the latest regulations.Click to learn more.×